Community Calendar

Join us for Newport's #1 Happy Hour every Monday-Friday from 3-6PM!

* $4 1/2 Liters of Lager-Dunkel-Hefeweizen

* $4 Glasses Of Haus Wine

* $18 Bottles of Sea Glass Rose

Join us for a free poetry reading by Edgar Garcia. Edgar Garcia is a poet and scholar of the hemispheric cultures of the Americas. He is the author of Skins of Columbus: A Dream Ethnography (Fence Books, 2019); Signs of the Americas: A Poetics of Pictography, Hieroglyphs, and Khipu (University of Chicago Press, 2020); Infinite Regress (collaborative work with Eamon Ore-Giron, Bom Dia Books, 2021); and Emergency: Reading the Popol Vuh in a Time of Crisis (University of Chicago Press, 2022). His collection of adaptations and translations of mid-sixteenth century Nahuatl-language songs, Cantares, is forthcoming from Wesleyan University Press in 2026; and a book about the baroque titled Caravaggio’s Americas is also in final stages of completion. Most recently he has been collaborating with the American Modern Opera Company on adaptations of these writings, which have performed at the Clark Art Institute, Peabody Essex Museum, and Lincoln Center. He is faculty in the departments of English and Creative Writing at the University of Chicago. The Elliston Poetry Room is located in Suite 646 on the 6th Floor of Langsam Library on the UC Uptown Campus at 2911 Woodside Drive, Cincinnati, OH 45221. Public parking is available in the Woodside Garage beneath Langsam Library, or along Martin Luther King Drive on the north edge of the Uptown Campus. An elevator in Woodside Garage will take you to Floor 4 (ground level) and once inside Langsam Library another elevator can take you to floor 6.

Community Nights at Findlay Market is an exciting new event series aimed at bringing the community together and strengthening the bond between Findlay Market and its neighbors. The event will take place at Jane’s every second and fourth Wednesday of the month, from April to October, 5:30pm-7:30pm. Each month will feature a unique theme, with local nonprofits and organizations invited to set up tables, offer fun activities, and share helpful information.

This initiative is all about creating a welcoming space where people of all ages can come together, learn about valuable community resources, and enjoy the lively atmosphere of Findlay Market. It also supports cultural and income diversity by making the market more accessible to all community members and promoting a diverse range of nonprofit organizations.

Cincinnati Sports Club Hosts Classes On How To Build Discipline With Martial Arts Enrolling Now For Monthly Tae Kwon Do Sessions CINCINNATI, OH – December 16, 2020 –. Cincinnati Sports Club is now hosting Tae Kwon Do classes designed to designed to help the entire family build physical fitness, inner strength, discipline and confidence. Designed for ages 6 to adult, the “Build Discipline With Martial Arts” classes are open to the entire community. Classes meet twice per week on Mondays and Wednesdays from 6-7pm on a monthly basis. Cost is $66.00 for members and $84.00 for non-members. The classes will be taught by Brandon Stout, a 3rd degree Black Belt who has trained for 15 years under Grandmaster Hong Kong Kim. According to Stout, who has been teaching Tae Kwon Do since he was 14 years old, “Families have been looking for fun and creative ways to bond together while staying safe and fit during this pandemic, and Tae Kwon Do is the perfect way to do that. Young and old alike can truly benefit from much-needed physical and mental benefits of this very popular sport. In addition to being an excellent physical fitness activity for all ages, Tae Kwon Do has been proven to boost self-confidence, concentration and focus, promote, mutual respect for others and also improve both balance and flexibility. It’s also easy to practice at home, as no equipment is needed.” Space is limited, and safe social distancing protocol will be adhered to. For more information, or to register for this free Martial Arts series, call Brandon Stout at the Cincinnati Sports Club at 513-527-4001, extension 310. Now in its 30th year, and locally owned and operated, Cincinnati Sports Club has grown steadily across 16 sprawling acres at 3950 Red Bank Road in Fairfax, Ohio. It is accessible by three street entrances – at 3950 Red Bank Road, 5535 Murray Avenue and 3939 Virginia Avenue. For more information about the Cincinnati Sports Club, visit www.CincinnatiSportsClub.com.

The musical that redefined musicals.

One of ETC’s most popular productions returns! Diana Goodman is a suburban mom struggling with bipolar disorder. Her daughter, Natalie, is a stressed-out overachiever ready to snap. And Dan, her exhausted architect husband, is determined to keep everything “normal.” As Diana’s symptoms worsen and effective treatment remains elusive, the Goodmans must finally connect and learn how to see each other for who they truly are. A cathartic and empathetic triumph of contemporary musical theatre, Next to Normal features soaring rock music, unforgettable characters, and a gripping, emotionally resonant story that echoes long after the final note.

Winner of three Tony Awards, including Best Musical Score
Winner of the 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Drama

About the Artist:
Anna Przy is a motivational chaos enthusiast who blends sharp wit with emotional truth. Known for turning trauma into punchlines and overthinking into art, Anna’s comedy hits you right in the heart… then offers you a snack and a hug.
In “Anna Przy is a Big Dumb Crybaby,” Anna unravels the mess of being a person in the world through raw storytelling, existential spirals, cosmic nonsense, and side-splitting vulnerability. It’s one part nervous breakdown, one part pep talk, and a whole lot of screaming into the void (with jokes). Come laugh, cry, and scream with Anna as she tackles self-worth, burnout, and every awkward feeling in between. Healing has never been this awkward—or this funny.

Ticket Policy:
The Funny Bone has a full bar and a dinner menu that is available through your server when you are seated in the showroom!
Seating is first come, first served. We seat the room from front to back and guests will be seated accordingly based on arrival time.
Most of our tables seat 4 people. You may be seated with a separate party of guests at the same table.
If you wish to sit with another party, please arrive early and enter the showroom together.
All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. Sales tax and service fees are included in the ticket price.
This event is 21+ and all guests will need valid ID to enter.

If you're looking for a fun and unique autumn activity, come to our Pumpkin Blow! With help from our professional glassblowers and at t $55 per person, you will get to make your own pumpkin from hot molten glass! Everyone must be 5 years or older to participate. It's scheduled in 30 minute increments per person and reservations are required. Payment is also required at scheduling. Pumpkins will be ready for pickup in 7 days and shipping is also available. Experience the wonder that is glass art this fall season with your loved ones!

Celebrating Craft, Community, & Care.
Please join us for our Annual Fundraising Luncheon featuring Clint Harp from Fixer Upper & Restoration Road. Enjoy an inspiring afternoon of creativity, conversation, & community in support of Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center's be.well Program.

Our Haus is the place to get ready for Reds home games.

Present your Reds ticket to that day's game (Monday-Thursday games ONLY), and receive:

Burger or Wurst On A Bun Plus A 1/2 Liter Of Bier For Just $9.99!

LET'S GO REDS!

Experience Cincinnati Parks + Rec for Wellness with weekly yoga at Lytle Park with Brandi Corbin, followed by restorative, meditative walks with the Taft Museum of Art.

Wednesdays, July 9-16, 5:30-6:30 PM
Wednesdays, July 23-October 15, Noon-1PM

This outdoor experience is designed to calm the mind, move the body and invite moments of reflection--right in the heart of downtown. No experience necessary. All are welcome.