PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will be the best gift at Congress's Christmas party?
ADAM BURKE: The Donald J. Trump combination high-flow toilet and dishwasher.
BURKE: Like all Trump products, it comes with a four-year warranty, but you can try to send it back sooner if you want.
SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Adam Schiff will give Jim Jordan a can of WD-40 oil because he's worried the poor man will literally blow a gasket.
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: Orphaned cat privates...
ROCCA: ...Because they were detached from the cats in the movie. But they need to find a home.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Adam Burke, Roxanne Roberts and Mo Rocca.
SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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